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i dont fuck with you go kill yourself

i gotta go, im gonna go eat apple pie

When the man covers his penis in whip cream and cinnamon and proceeds to fuck his partner and finishes inside her

Girl: I want kids. Guy: No Girl: please Guy: Fine but if we do this we doing it my way. Girl: how’s that? Guy: Apple pie style:)

When Beau goes through the McDonalds Drive through

Friend 1: Beau what do you want? Beau: ....An apple pie

You know the thing everybody learned to make in quarantine

Apple pie (Ps you have a small pp)

The type of food you’d rather eat than a carrot cake after smashing your opponent in boxing.

“That guy made me hungry for apple pie after that nightmare of a boxing night!”

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I don't want your apple pie, mama.

Innability to see what is in front of you. Object is there but you can't recognize it. The field of view in which tunnel vision does not cover.

The farmer is pitch forking sand. He is trying to move his hay without progress. He has developed a serious case of apple pie vision.