A fork of Rural Dictionary
Getting a blowjob while taking a huge shit. Derived from combining the first to letters of blowjob to the word pumpkin (the size of the shit taken).
Guy 1: Hey, you hear what happened to Marty after Prom?
Guy 2: Yeah! He went to the bathroom and got a blumpkin from his girlfriend.
Having a girl go down on you while taking a shit!
Dude she gave that cat a blumpkin it was DRSN.
When a girl gives a guy head while hes taking a smelly shit.
To receive fellatio while simultaneously defecating
(blowjob+dump+pumpkin=blumpkin). In other words, the best of both worlds.
I got a blumpkin from my girlfriend when I had to take a shit while we were having sex.
Receiving head on the toilet while your partner is taking a boo
Baby i really got to go please let me go ok i will no why dont you join me i will only be a min. ok i'll just finish doing what i was doing but now will just call it a blumpkin
The act of a woman giving a man oral sex, while he is taking a dump
I gave George a blumpkin today...it smelled alot,but he liked it