A fork of Rural Dictionary
a shack in which you boink, or engage in sexual intercourse. usually an old and somewhat burnt and abandoned barn, shed, garage, etc; found in rural areas such as Sweet Valley, PA.
"Me and my girl had no where to go because her parents came home so we checked into that boink shack on Grassy Pond Road."
A term shouted before your father or uncle bursts into your room or wherever you may be and proceeds to Analy destroy you.
Example
*Hears loud running upstairs*
Boy: "Oh No not my dad"
Dad: "BOINK GANG"
*Anal destruction*
(verb)
derivative of popular 'high' ENT culture phrase: wake & bake; whereupon, the members participating, awake from sleep, and then smoke up/blaze/toke, etc. Bake & boink is when the members participating, smoke up and have awesome sex.
Guy : I love to wake & bake.
Girl : You should try the bake & boink.
Guy : What's that?
Girl : *grin*
When you engage in sexual intercourse with a person (who you otherwise would never sleep with) due to a depressed state of mind.
Looking for comfort by means of coïtus.
Doing sex with someone just to escape feeling rejected/hurt by someone else.
-That's all you got? You slept with this woman.
•It was a grudge boink.
When you steal someone's date and have sex with them.
This is widely considered to be a dick move
Past tense: Yoinked and Boinked.
Jim: Chad Yoinked and Boinked my date.
George: What?
Jim: He stole my date and had sex with her
George: That's a dick move.
Jim: No it's a Yoink and Boink
When two law enforcement officers meet for casual sex while on duty and or
When a officer has sex in exchange for a speeding ticket
Officer Jon amd Jane are going to start a boink and oink relationship..
Officer joe please let me know if you are interested in a boink and oink for my speedy ways