A fork of Rural Dictionary
A variant of concern is when you’ve been drinking pints for 5 or 6 rounds and one mate decides to change the round to shots
Lads, we’ve identified a variant of concern... I’ve got us all tequilas
A person who pretends to care about issues or the "current thing" that doesn't even concern them. They go on the internet to post claiming to "support" the "current thing" and then argue with strangers about it.
Spare me the fake concerns on social media!
It’s where you make sure someone won’t do something before they make a decision. Like Dude 2 is concerned about dude 1’s health so he is making sure dude 1 doesn’t do anything to put his health in danger
Dude1: I’ve bee feeling really down lately... Dude2: Well, at least don’t go back to cutting Dude1: I won’t, thank you for your Pre-Concern
When your riding a sick lover who has Vicks on them and you somehow get it in your eye, but hold your eye as you finish them off.
"I was riding my boyfriend last night while he was sick and had Vicks all over his chest, leaned down to kiss him and nuzzle his neck and got Vicks on my eye, I had become The Concerned Pirate" "I went to suck on my sick chicks tits but I didn't know she had Vicks on her chest and I became The Concerned Pirate."