A fork of Rural Dictionary
Definition 1: A reply to be used when someone thinks they have the answer to a question but another individual participating in the argument proves them wrong with a detailed and knowledgeable answer with no sympathy for the other original participant's dignity or reputation.
Definition 2: A reply to be used when someone replies to an insult or argument with a flawlessly epic one liner or put down.
Example: "You've just pee'd in my cornflakes."
Idiom meaning "Why are you in a bad mood?", implying discontent with the other person's attitude. As it is a rhetorical question, no response is expected. Often used in situations where the person being asked is angry as the result of an underlying cause and therefore snaps at people who have nothing to do with this cause.
Jordan: "How was your day, Hector?"
Hector: "Go to Hell, moron!"
Jordan: "Who pissed in your cornflakes?"
To get the fuck outta someone's business
Fuck jimmy GET OUT OF MY CORNFLAKES
The phrase used for someone who can't drive well, meaning that their driving license couldn't have been official, because they're so bad at driving.
Look at that driver! He must have gotten his license from a cornflake packet!
1. to be said when someone is acting really cheery
2. also can be used when someone is being very sappy
Example 1:
Person 1: THIS WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE IS JOYOUS!!!
Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?
Example 2:
Person 1: god i love you so much i never want to leave you. you're my everything, without you i would be incomplete.
Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?
a hairy fanny that is dried up and crispy like a cornflake. and your fanny is un-usable.
nana, WOW, you have a leafy-cornflake
A guy that seems kinda lame but is secretly very interesting. He is so sweet and yet so misunderstood. He is an excellent kisser, very sexy and is afraid of LOVE! He sometimes has so much to say that he says nothing at all... He has no idea how much hes missed!!!!
1 strong gentle man with a lot of persistance...
PG: He's such a CORNFLAKE :)
PG2: Who??
PG: That guy over there...
PG2: Who?
PG: Jim!!!!!