Country Dictionary

When the Padres wax the Giants’ asses twice in one day

Dang Marc can you believe that Double Donger the Padres pulled off today?!?!?!?

Dingus, Doofus, Dork. Someone dumb.

Shut up you donger.

An Affix/Adjective used when a person is obsessed with animals.

Animaldongers

Oh you're obsessed Dogs? You're a Dogdongers then.

When you take your pinky finger and stroke his penis until he finishes.

I went over and he wanted me to dink his donger

when you fuggin and the ding does the donger and wink wonker all of the snogger of floggers and ploggers about converse

whats up my fuggin ding donger