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Ernie-Dingo-drunk

The state of inebriation higher than Joseph-Fritzl-drunk and slightly more sober that 42 arrogant sudos on the piss. This level of alcoholism instills in an individual the desire to host travel shows even though you are only capable of swearing at a puddle in the gutter and severely increases the tendancy to hit primary school students who step out of line.

Ernie Dingo: Oiiiiii, heres this good place ere called the Kimberley, heaps good place for a holiday you cunts... Guy: Mr Dingo your rolling into my driveway and onto my bins. Ernie Dingo: fuck that ya gin, where's your little shithead of a son, what'd he say about me?!? Guy: He said you're being rude and that you're clearly Ernie-Dingo-drunk... Ernie: Get him here i'll smack him up...

by SickTitties September 08, 2010

Dirty Ernies

porn theater

where were you last night son? i was at Dirty Ernies getting off.

by Pat Mcgroin April 24, 2003

ernie mc inerney

The best god damn bus driver to ever lay his hands on a big wheel.

That bus driver, he’s good. But he’s no Ernie Mc Inerney

by yung_noscope December 01, 2020

Ernie got Betty down fast.

a way to remember the lines on the treble clef that's much better than the old every good boy does fine.

I couldn't remember the treble lines until somebody came up with Ernie got Betty down fast.

by nobody27330 September 16, 2018

Ernie Headsize

The type of student that knows it all and then some. He’s wicked smart, but always try’s to know more than he needs to. He’s an Ernie headsize. Kinda nerdy but in the Sheldon from Big Bang theory way. Also used as a greeting when seeing them in public .

I seen Ernie Headsize today! He helped me on my homework. Ernie Headsizzeee!!! What’s goin on!

by Gartoliosis January 02, 2022

Ernie and Bert Syndrome

Ernie and Bert Syndrome is the rare case of when two men declare homosexuality and get into a relationship with each other, but also declare asexuality, effectively making them just friends.

"Tim and Jerry are gay but they both said they're asexual." "So that makes them just friends then. There's a term for that. Its called Ernie and Bert Syndrome."

by cyn!c August 27, 2018

Erny Movement

The movement in which one has flicky aim, high sens, and hits lucky shots

oh my god you have erny movement

by walnut1zzzz December 24, 2021