Country Dictionary

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Fire drill

A practice where the fire marshal visits the building to release a fire hornrt nest, which fear people enough for them to evacuate the building without the need for the fire alarm. A few people will get stung by fire hornrts on the way out of the building

The fire drill was scary yesterday!

by Rill GiktokExcelticus July 13, 2018

Chinese Fire Drill

When you and your buddy are silly pussyfucking the horsejizz out of two different girls in two different rooms and after you both semenize their clits you and your broad meet your buddy and his whore in the kitchen. Once you have met, you high five your buddy and switch girls. Only this time, you have to stick your chocolate in her chocolate factory.

“Last night, me and Spencer absolutely Chinese fire drill’d the cowshit out of two black hookers.” “Harris was Chinese fire drilling this one cunt, and she pulled an amber heard after he had his winnie in her Pooh!”

by buster_hymen69420 May 04, 2022

Canadian fire drill

When your server leaves and everyone at the table switches seats and/or tables before he/she gets back just to fuck with them.

"My asshole table just did a Canadian fire drill now they are all mixed up in the pos system!" "She's gone! Hurry and do a Canadian fire drill before she gets back!"

by Trogdor312 August 18, 2020

The Mozambique Fire Drill

The act of a group of people getting out of a car at a red light and quickly rubbing their taints on the car behind them. This is all done before the light turns green.

Me, Anto, Emmet, Jimmy, and Squally hit The Mozambique fire drill last night.

by Ana Ferrel July 30, 2023

chocolate fire drill

When you just finished pooping but there is no toilet paper so you go back and fourth between wiping with your hand and washing your hands.

There was no toilet paper in the bathroom so I had to do a chocolate fire drill

by ass_ortednuts April 09, 2024

tijuana fire drill

When you go down on someone after eating hot wings.

She was going down on me and it started heating up down there. We just went to Wings n Things so it was a Tijuana Fire Drill.

by Chols June 23, 2017

Detroit fire drill

Derived from the Chinese fire drill, a Detroit fire drill is a car jacking.

"Hey let's get out of here, those guys look like they want to do a Detroit fire drill.

by Millimatter May 30, 2021