Country Dictionary

flop is flop but for mexicans

HELPPPP that song is such a flob

SHES SUCH A FLOB

A community of blobs. It is flower and blob mixed together. Moriah Elizabeth mentions this word in her "Painting My Tie Dye (AGAIN.)" video.

"I've never seen a flower like this in nature.. but then again I've never seen a flob either." - Moriah

Created by Moriah Elizabeth flob means a blob that looks like a flower

Moriah Elizabeth made a flob and called her Flobby

a flower and blob combination by Moriah Elizabeth aka ME

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i have created a flob

Someone who lives in their mum’s basement

“Johnny is such a Flob for living in his moms basement, what a gay bastard!”

When a man hits the ovaries of a woman during sex

I flibbed a flob last night mate

Flobbing is the act of lubricating your flaccid penis with week-old semen and beating the penis like you’re trying to give it CPR. May involve throwing the penis from side to side in a desperate bid to awaken the sleeping giant.

Adam Lambert: It’s official. My caterpillar is totally dead. I tried flobbing it in front of my Filipino manservant and nothing.
John Wayne (Gacy): I have an idea.

Sandy Cheeks: Well, shucks, SpongeBob: your penis is deader than the vibe at a Reddit meet-up!
SpongeBob: FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT!