A fork of Rural Dictionary
A word sometimes used to describe a senior citizen or can be used instead of boomer. ie.ok fossil
The process of being turned to stone by medusa and ejaculating
Did you just get Fossil by medusa
Someone, particularly a female, who dates or fucks really old people.
I walked in on my dad fucking my wife. What a fossil whore.
When do you do anal and feel like the cock is stuck in your butthole.
Man, it feels like I have a cock fossil from last night. Wow Erica, he gave you a cock fossil!
If your drenched in sweat and you die the sweat cracks back and you become a meth fossil.
That tweaker needs to hydrate he's gonna turn to a meth fossil!!!
When ones phone is a flip phone that is from 2001
Your shitty fossil phone barely works