Country Dictionary

Something weird and silly to say whether it is meant to be hurtful or not

Friend: your a biiiiiitch
you: o why dont you go fuck a duck

1. To run with a different crowd than someone else.

2. To belong to a different clique or have a different group of friends.

Dude, it's pretty kickass that even though we fuck different ducks, we can still be tight.

A creative way of saying holy fuck, what the fuck, the fuck, and basically any sentence that has fuck in it and is used in this manner.

Dude, he's drunk again.

Lord fuck a duck!

Southern slang used for when something doesn't go your way

Student: Fuck a duck on a truck! Ms. Levinson gave me a C on my project

to fuck shawn...bcuz he is a duck

um...figure out ur own ex

This means you must jump in a pond and swim with at least one duck. Superstitious people believe that your life is cursed if you don't do this.

"Hi. Would you like to-?"
"GO FUCK A DUCK. Go on. The pond's over there."
"I...er...okay."

when you get pissed off at something that happened

fuck a duck in the titturd i missplaced my car keys

fuck a duck in the titturd i missed out on a large wedge tornado