A fork of Rural Dictionary
A dude who got an entire nuke dropped on him and fucking survived. Afterwards, he punched the dude with the force of 1000 settlements that need their help.
Oh shit. Its preston grenade.
When a girl has her period and you still want to go down on her, leaving the tampon in moving the string out of the way. Once things heat up and it's time to finish her off, you grab the string with your teeth and pull it out whipping it across the room in one motion.
I didn't care that she was on her period and neither did she. I wanted to go down on her. The only part that startled her was when I pulled the grenade pin.
This is when a fat or unattractive looking women believes she is hot and can have any man she desires.
The grenade is the less attractive of the women in her group. They often get approched first by men. As this is often the way the group of men initiate conversation with the group of women. Thus giving the grenade a false sense of popularity and attractiveness level. Aka grenade syndrome.
My fat friend told me that she loves going out clubbing as she can get any man she wants. I dont want to tell her that she has grenade syndrome!
To sacrafice yourself by feigning interest in the hot girl's/guy's fat/ugly/annoying friend. Generally done while going out with a group of people, as it would be senseless to fall on the grenade solo.
see also fall on the grenade, jump on the grenade, sit on the grenade.
Rupert: Thanks for taking the grenade last night, man. It was totally sweet hooking up with that really hot girl. How was hooking up with her ugly friend?"
Cornelius: Not so bad once I got the brown paper bag over her head.
A grenade in Call of Duty 4 or Halo 3 that bounces back at the thrower and usually kills him.
"Oh man I just threw a Dave Grenade and it killed me"
The improper disposal of solid human waste when camping whereby the producer of said waste tosses it into the camp site of unsuspecting fellow campers.
When camping along the Duck River in Tennessee, Billy Bob pooped on a plate and tossed the redneck grenade like a frisbee onto the river bank where canoers later discovered it in horror.
A person who shows up at a party and explodes with un social acts.
That drunk Asian guy just destroyed your bathroom! He is a big time Party Grenade!