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When the tip of your shit pops out a bit and rubs into your underwear
Ty we need to get Out of here I'm groundhogging
A sick, psychological, mind-fucking game used by narissist against their partner to drive them insane. This is accomplished by daily repetition of a same exact action or behavior that causes the same adverse reaction from their partner, which causes the exact same response from the perpetratoe, causing the exact same senario, predictably causing the exact dialogue, thus the exact same conflict betweenst them, going in a neverending circle, resulting in eventual insanity.
I had to break up with him, his groundhogging was causing me to lose my mind.
Verb
1. The cycle of matching with and dating the same types of people - and constantly feeling underwhelmed.
2. Syn.: Being closed-minded/ inviting date fails.
'Singles are stuck in a ‘groundhogging’ cycle. The same type. The same results. Again and again.'
When receiving esthetician services, specifically to the perianal area, and a turd begins to poke out as if it’s a groundhog looking around outside its burrow.
“I was shaving my husband’s butthole and halfway through he started groundhogging”
The one cock that you, for whatever reason, keep coming back to, similar to how Bill Murray's character keeps waking up on the same day in 1993 classic Groundhog Day.
- Girl, you gotta stop screwing that Jason fuckboy. He ain't good for you.
- I can't! I try, but I keep waking up with him. He's my groundhog hog.
To fuck the poop out of you or someone else.
Who up evicting the groundhog?
Do you want to evict my groundhog?
Did you just evict the groundhog out of me?
Groundhog dayting is when a person takes his significant other on the exact same date multiple times in a row i.e. pizza hut and then a movie.
Martha broke up with Timothy for Groundhog dayting. He had taken her out for pizza 6 dates in a row.