A fork of Rural Dictionary
Try again sucka!
Hot way of telling someone their idea sucked.
Stan - Thinkin about this new T.I.?
Biff - You can do better than that - grab that Pitbull shit!
Getting less than what one wants, is still better than getting none at all.
Casey: How did work go?
Cooper: Unfortunately they cut me early, so I only get paid for half a day.
Casey: Well, half a loaf is better than none.
When someone owns more than one domain but less than three. A way to signify they sort of have their life together and are responsible domain owners.
Guy 1: I just matched with this hottie on tinder and she has two domains and a dog
Guy 2: as the saying goes “two domains are better than one.”
Guy 1: that’s for sure!
Oral sex, almost exclusively fellatio.
How was last night in bed with Suzie?
Even better than the real thing.
What you say when your friend asks why you didn't go to his/her party/event.
Friend: Why didn't you come to the party last night?
Other Friend: Because I'm better than you.
Frankly, Ari and Berne were arguing about who was better, so Jack felt compelled to inform them that he is, infact, better than both of them.
Ari: I'm the best!
Berne: No I'm better!
Jack: I'll always win.
Ari and Berne: Sorrrrrry Jack!!
Thus, Jack is better than Berne and Ari!
When a guy has anal sex with a girl and when he is about to finish, she finishes him with her mouth.
A friend said that they received a notice from their daughter's high school warning about a speading bacterial mouth infection. It started when 4 girls started anti biotics after being diagnosed with a bacterial mouth infection.
The school sent the note home to be proactive.
It turns out that at a party the girls figured out a way to avoid pregnancy: anal sex finishing their man off with head.... It is referred to in Riverside Californai as "Better than a good night kiss!"
Anal with an oral finish! ATM