Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

poo jab

To put one's finger or head up another's ring piece.

In jail some may poo jab you if you don't allow them to have sex with you willingly.

by Jarryd The Great September 05, 2006

Jib Jab

A Jib Jab is a young man who has sucked on a flavored condom. Then feels bad at his Bi-Curious feelings

Will its ok to be a Jib Jab it's 2018

by Danger Lamb February 15, 2018

Jab Rat

Someone stupid enough to voluntarily accept an untested, experimental gene therapy injection without finding out what's in it or what it does first

I heard that another jab rat died of blood clots yesterday

by Allegedly Dave May 08, 2021

vajayjay jab

A quick jab to the vagina when a bitch needs it

When a bitch talking shit she gonna get the vajayjay jab mane

by fxncyy April 01, 2015

POON JAB

the act of taking ones hand, balling it into a fist and gently tapping a womans vagina. not necciscarily a hard punch but a light jab. clothing variable, but same aspect with or without.

if taken to the next level of force with an upward motion then the act would now be an "up-her-cunt"(uppercut)

"the bitch crossed me, so i gave her a poon jab and set her straight!"

by MOTTS May 19, 2006

blrr jab

oral sex, blow job (blur-jab)

jerusha gives really bad blrr jabs!

by JIRG! October 01, 2003

Jolly Jabbed

When someone gets vaccinated an unhealthy number of times, because these extra shots had apparently helped them “stay healthy” with quasi-zero adverse effects, while at the same time relieving them of acute or chronic pain, and getting rid of their other health conditions.

Mr. Mandal, who admitted to have been jolly jabbed from Covid-19 at least 11 times in less than two years, was prevented from receiving his 12th shot, after the authorities horrifyingly uncovered his serial trickery.

by MathPlus January 09, 2022