A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Jb virus is a highly contagious disease which effects the brains ability to defend itself. It will give you periotic spasms of down syndrome, and forcing you to dive further into insanity.
It will get worse with time but to cure it you simply need to get out of the radius of the nearest frys food and drug store.
I'm blocking you because I have the jb virus.
Get away from me or I'll pinky you in the butthole!
Receiving a blumpkin while consuming venison and patron.
I was so wasted I actually had a JB blumpkin.
having the same type of hairstyle as the fake plastic Jonas Brothers. In the style of shortish long with a sweep over the eyes.
Example 1: "Did you see Amy, she's got JB hair"
Example 2: "OMFG. JEJE, WHY DO YOU HAVE JB HAIR? CUT IT CUT IT."
JB Special refers to the unexpected insertion into ones ass. This act is called the JB Special working off of the old toy "jack in the box." In this case "JB" refers to "Jack in the Butt."
I "JB Specialed" that ho fo' sho'.
she is stinky just like honey
Isasmella JB smell like poo