A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who likes Isreali Girls.
“That guy really likes his isreali girls” “I know he’s such a Andrew Jaynes”
Jayne, an Irish foster mother, has taken on a 2-year old and holding up well despite his age!
Jayne, a good mum for the wee boy!
Dirty jayne is the act of putting your asshole over a car exhaust, which results in it burning your asshole and filling you with smoke.
Larry: What did you do last night? Ken: Oh, i just did a dirty jayne with Leah and Becki
A Jayne's reply A 'comeback' or retort that is so predictable that the intended recipient is able to preemptively create a facebook group that... um... predicts it. Can also be used to describe the language 'skills' of facebookers who say things like: ROFL or EPIC FAIL or who use the keyboard to create twee little graphics that depict ladders replete with accompanying cliches.
For instance, a 'Jayne' might actually bother to type a ladder graphic in the absence of something worth saying. Follows it with "Something for the climb down. Careful now." You say: "Bit of a 'A Jayne's reply'"
Absolute legend of a person. Doesn’t even realise how amazing they are, which makes them even more amazing. Needs to never change as they’re just perfect as they are. Competitive, resilient, stubborn. Often this person likes to indulge in a caramel latte and a full English breakfast. Can be known to enjoy a Kareoke night with fruity gin.
“Oh my days, that person is such a Susan Mary-Jayne. They’re like so amazing and don’t even realise it”!