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An attention whore who likes to suck dick in her free time
Marina Joyce is fucking stupid
Marina Joyce, Someone who faked being kidnapped and being a part of isis
Marina Joyce is an attention whore
The hot mama of Jack Barakat (guitarist; All Time Low) known for her cameo in the band's DVD, Straight To DVD. Respected greatly for her lebanese vagina and for her love towards her son. Has a secret sexual relationship with Peter Gaskarth.. (father of Alex, the band's singer) but shhhh, don't tell. They like to get down with it during those dull boring nights in Baltimore. Joyce is also romantically linked with Peter's son and Jack's best friend/boyfriend, Alex Gaskarth.
Joyce Barakat is a fucking milf, I would love to tap that lebanese ass.
DEFINED:
To fuck up a persons goal, or lifelong achievement in a way so they fairly achieve their dream, but you are in fact a prick and completely fuck it over and steal it from them. you are a fucker and everyone hates you.
Background:
Jim Joyce missed an obvious out in a Detroit Tigers and Cleveland Indians game on June 2nd, 2010. Armando Galarraga, the pitcher for the Tigers, had 26 consecutive outs and had 1 more out for a perfect game, the ultimate achievement in baseball. The call was obvious; the Cleveland runner was out but Jim Joyce called him safe. The runner was out by more than a stride length, a easy call for a little league softball umpire. Joyce is 55 years old and already showing signs of Alzheimers, while every baseball follower wants to slaughter him, so accordingly his future isn't looking too bright.
Oh shit man, you totally Jim Joyce'd that call right there!
An absolute cunt with a tiny cock.
Oh my god! Hi DAN! HI conor! Hi Owain joyce!
when your mother-in-law lets you see her bush and you both will never forget it.
Is a attention whore who faked being kidnapped
Marina Joyce is fucking retarded