A fork of Rural Dictionary
Mayhem's are people who's parent's wanted to play sadistic jokes on their child by naming them after a metal rock band thinking it'll get them some clout at their jobs or family reunions. Though they're named after the word for chaos they're not too crazy about much and they can't pull bitches for shit because of their lack of game. They also have extreme gay midget porn addictions.
"Did you hear what that bitch ass Mayhem did last week?"
"Nah wassup what'd he do?"
"The mf got caught watching gay midget porn again in class."
"What a fucking weirdo."
An electro house alias owned by Emma Essex.
Bro, Mayhem's music is a vibe!
The most epically hot emo girl ever! With big green eyes and black and purple hair. The best girlfriend ever. The most kind and caring girl, never turns her back on anyone. Friend or enemy. Total Grammar-Nazi... Looking over my shoulder as I type this... -__-
My girlfriend, Mary Mayhem, is the best ever!:D
A spring habidashery festival where the village community come together to celebrate spring vitality and the altering of hems for summer tastes.
At this years "Mayhemness" festival the village of Grindleford came togther and shortened their clothing for the summer.
Everyone was stitching like crazy, it was mayhemness.
A Mayhem Muff is a vagina. A mayhem muff is a vagina you just can’t control the power of.
Oh my god becky would you look at that mayhem muff... it pops severely
A Mayhem Muff is a vagina. A mayhem muff is a vagina you just can’t control the power of.
Oh my god becky would you look at that mayhem muff... it pops severely
Mandy Mayhem. A thick ass sexy chick from Colorado that will fuck you up if you push her to a certain point. But it takes a lot to make her mad . She can be the sweetest craziest bitch you will ever meet.
Mandy Mayhem will fuck you up with a smile on her face.