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meth tard

N. Person whose relationship (of any kind) to meth directly results in mind-numbingly stupid or tard-like behavior; an otherwise seemingly capable person whose use of meth reduces them to near unimaginable levels of mental incapication and social dysfunction; someone whose desire to produce and deal meth takes them into uncharted territories of uncoordinated and potentially dangerous recklessness.

Power was out all over town when a meth tard driving his portable meth lab ran smack into a sub-station while trying to out run the police and light his pipe at the same time.

by Truman Starr August 27, 2005

Meths

South African maths

"I love the meths"

by C4SS12 May 17, 2018

Meth

Math with an e

Man I need a methbook

by The Agreeable Magician January 03, 2017

mATHS/Meth

Maths is a Spiral
A spiral of life
Equation is mAGIC

mATHS/Meth :)

Teacher: Math is a spiral
Teacher: *draws a spiral on the blackboard*
Students: will you shut up
Students: this is as bad as meth

by Anonymous_ew January 26, 2019

Meth Gay

A male that is generally straight until they get high off Meth and no one else is around except another male that is generally straight and the bang it out - Meth Gay.

Cheston asks Matt if he wants to become Meth Gay like him..

by Meth Reaper September 10, 2018

meth shredding

A term used to describe the commonly experienced paranoia fueled by methamphetamine use that causes the user to compulsively tear into tiny pieces, by hand, everything they come in contact with.

I had eaten a Twinkie and therefore relied upon my meth shredding habit to eliminate all possible evidence of this pathetic and unhealthful event knowing that my dietary activity could at some point become the subject of a full-blown FBI investigation.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

Meth Baby

The pugs of the human race. They're mom's used meth while pregnant with them resulting in them being underweight, having a baby face for their entire life, and having tons of health issues. Almost all of them are mentally disabled to varying degrees and it's unknown if they live very long.

Lexi is an adult but looks like a toddler because she's a meth baby

by Kanghikes January 04, 2023