A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A bargaining merchant of tits
2. One who frequently screws tits
1. That tity monger set up a stand where he sold tits at various prices.
2. That tity monger couldn't get enough of her tits, he fucked them all night long.
The act of actively analyzing a graded test, project, paper, etc. for the sole purpose of finding an error in the instructor's ways and "getting back" points to achieve a higher score.
"Why is Keegan arguing with the teacher?" "He's point mongering."
It’s basically just a person that absolutely stanks due to a lack of personal hygiene. If you go more than 5 days consecutively without a shower you’re probably a reek-monger.
Steven: “ ugh, did you smell Matt in the hallway? That man needs to take a damn shower for once in his life?”
Marcus: “ Yea facts, I was boutta yack. He’s such a reek-monger.
Some who is so edgy they get even more edgy.
Riley Dodds i s an edge monger
A male prostitute.
Etymology - Penis (the male reproductive organ) monger (one who sells something)
The literal definition is "one who sells penis"
When my mom died, my dad became a penis monger.
1. Some one or some thing that enjoys eating a heeping pile of cock.
2. A cock lover.
"God he is such a Cock Monger!"
Any girl (or maybe a gay guy... I guess) who is excessively flirty or tries to be friends with you because she wants your cock. tries to be cool, hangs out with other "wow-my-self-esteem-is-so-low-i-wish-i-was-cool" girls who think they're cool.
-hey bro guess who I talked to yesterday?
-Kim?
-yeah, what a dick monger
-haha yeah...