A fork of Rural Dictionary
People you may encounter when attending spiritual events such as ecstatic dance, yoga, mindfulness, or meditation. A moony could be considered a little loony, disconnected from reality and trying desperately to show up and impress others with their transcendence of your human ability to comprehend their growth and mindfulness. Speaks in English, but it sounds like an alien language and they mostly say nothing sounding like a word salad. They speak at you, not with you and try to impress upon you how tough their story and magical growth has been as they have now achieved deep enlightenment and an understanding of the world that you simply cannot comprehend. In fact their understanding is so powerful they will speak with such authority while pretending to be but mere humble travelers on the journey while moonsplaining to you how you should perceive and feel the world.
I met a real moonie at ecstatic dance last night
Moonie As The Street Slang Word Meanin' Mookie.
“Erstreet Mookie aka Moonie, Tookie, Toonie & Church With The Government Name As Ervan Lockett As The Most Illest Goonie. #Legit #Str8Dope #DatsWassup” - The Goonie, Erstreet, Harlem aka Flea, Eekie, Eenie, Jeekie, Jeenie, Freshley & Kiery Weiry.
One that lies on multiple occasions and get called out
When you tell a story of something that happened to you and then that same person tells you the same story that you told then and claims it as their story. You call them out for a 'Moonie'
Or
Just straight up lieing to a group of people