Country Dictionary

The universal answer to all questions.

"Daddy why did mommy leave us?"

"BOOB SON. JUST BOOB."

boobs: two soft areas of a women's body on her upper chest, around the center of which are nipples; are often played with, sucked (both by babies and others).

The man sucked her boobs as he fucked her.

Two large jiggly balls of flesh, that get in your way and like to attack people.

OR

A very stupid person, can be used as an insult.

-instert screaming person here, being attacked by breasts-

OR

"You bbob-headed-monkey failing your math test!!"

The part of a female body that hurts a lot when it's hit.

*football kicked*
SMACK!
OUCHH!! My boob *sniff*
2 minutes later 'can you stand up now? sorry'
Yeah, *sniff* that hurt so much.

breast

The best things on earth.

I wish I had my own portable boobs that I could keep in my pants

1. A very dumb person
2. Slang for a woman's breast
3. Boys
Order
Our
Balls
4. Mispelling of "Bob"

"Shut up, you boob!"
"Does this shirt make my boobs look big?"
"Hi ya Boob--er--Bob!"