A fork of Rural Dictionary
Absolute craziness. Usually involves partying and just going hard. A bunch of nonsense.
Ben: Boys we just landed in Miami on a Friday
Travis: Bud let's go DT to the clubs, gonna be an absolute gong show.
Ben: Might end up in the back of the red and blue wagon tonight off a perk 30 and some Molly
bunch of fucking retards contributing to a manic scene - one of limited productivity and massive fucking up and ineptitude
this place is a fucking gong show.
1. A Chinese euphemism for husband. Literally means "old grandpa".
2. An older man who is dating an attractive woman significantly younger than he.
Mei-ling, I can't hang with you tonight. I gotta go home and cook dinner for the lao gong!
The ancient Chinese art of weight lifting using one's genitals. Also practiced by various cultures throughout the world.
We're going to have a Kei Gong competition this weekend.
An imaginary noise one hears while reaching an epiphany.
Amid the thoughts of the day I had a gong moment and finally it all made sense.