A fork of Rural Dictionary
A word used by people who can maintain a serious stance, and face in any situation, whether it is funny scary or sad, while saying this word. Making anyone around laugh out of confusion and the absolute randomness of the singular word.
Random person at funeral: "Aw man.. it sucks without him here, I wish he could've made it through, but he's in a better place now.."
Short girl with ponytail: "Yea.. he was a good man"
Person #2: "it's a good thing he was able to scrap some of his criminal records, maybe he won't go to hell"
Short girl with ponytail: Pardon
Another variant of the word "#pause" but can be used in other contexts as well when saying or doing something unusual.
1: "What's the word you going to the city with us this weekend?"
2: "Idk yet I gotta sit on it, pardon my left"
Sam pardon is used when referring to somebody who has a lot of (fake) confidence, delusions of grandeur and rich parents(who spoil him)
Somewhat of a dutch Roger Elliot
Goofy ass Sam Pardon flexing with his parents riches.
That guy really Sam Pardoned his way thru college.
Dont be such a Sam Pardon, we all know you are insecure.
In states with mandatory sick leave. Using a half day of sick leave because of a hangover.
"Come on. Have one more with me."
"I can't. I have to work in the morning."
"Dude. You've been there for 3 weeks. Take your governors pardon."