Country Dictionary

Home grown marijuana moist and stilled seamed stretched and hend into thick globs most reject and disbelief its marijuana and in fact it is it comes from the hemp based plant know ass cannibas and is a stronger form of tetrahydrocanabino

Aye I just got that postal pack bro

Postal 2. Weird FPS where you deliver packages to a bunch of weirdos in a small town.

Or something to that effect.

"Wow! This new game, 'Postal two', is really weird, funny, and fun to play. And I don't usually like weird games!"

or:

"Hey, the weather's been really rainy lately, why don't I play my good ol' copy of 'Postal two' for the thousandth time to take my mind off it."

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...

The Postal Worker: When a guy shoots his load in the girls ass crack (sealing the envelope) smacks her ass (placing the stamp) and pushes her out of bed (sending it off).

The bitch kept farting in bed so I had to give her The Postal Worker to get her out of there!

A few steps above a temper tantrum...

Im temper postal! That from fucker cut me off!

adj. Refers to an address outside (often well outside) a city's limits which can still receive mail addressed to that city.

I hear Dave lives in Decatur also - is he close to you?

Not really. Dave lives out in postal Decatur; I live downtown.

The description of somebody who possesses murderous, insane or disturbingly violent acts that they want to commit on others around them. This could be the cause of being bored with life and hating it or having mental disorders.

It's also the name for a cool game by Running With Scissors.

Joel: "Hey, did you see that guy on the news that slaughtered all his co-worker's at the Postal Service?
Sally: "Yeah, nutcase probably went postal working there."