A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a girls booty is nice and petite. Not to big not too small looks hella natural and fine
Dammnnn shawty got a liqqle(little) speed bump
A bump in the road that fuckers like to drive their fucking cars fast over
He drove over the speed bump as fast as he could and he got pulled over by the police.
Speedbumping is the sexual act of the penis holder lying on top of the recipient and fucking them with their ass posing as a speed bump
Let’s speed bump!
A slang term in Newfoundland for moose. If you hit one with your car, your car will stop in its tracks, and probably kill you. The moose, however, will be fine.
Me buddy Stanley was havin' a time drivin' from St. Johns to Dildo, till he hit the Newfoundland speed bump and battered to Jaysus
A manatee. They are hard to spot in the water, and a motorboat driving over it can injure or kill the manatee if the blades are moving fast enough. Because manatees are threatened, Florida laws typically require boats to drive slower in rivers and coastal areas to protect the manatees, should you drive over one with a motorboat.
“And if you look to your left, you can see a manatee grazing near the shore, or as we like to call them, Florida speed bumps… Yeah, I know it’s a dark joke”
A deer that randomly came out on the road and got ran over
1: Was that a speed bump?
2: Yeah, the Colorado speed bump
The brief reduction in speed before going through a speed camera.
Jimothy: "Sorry I'm late, I hit some High tech Speed Bumps on the way here"