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Psychic Junky

Psychic Junkies hop from psychic to psychic, tarot reader to tarot reader, astrologer to astrologer, and fortune teller to fortune teller seeking to hear exactly what they want to hear (a confirmation bias). They waste their money to get an endorphin rush without taking responsibility for their own lives. The readings they get rarely help them with the higher purpose of their soul journey, which is why they keep coming back to the same readers.

Term coined by Myret M. Bulgin during her first draft of an unpublished manuscript called Psychic Junkie that won her Nanowrimo in 2021.

Karen’s been to several psychics 100 times this year so far. She must be a psychic junky and suffer from psychic junkyism.

by M.Valenteine January 29, 2024

Psychic Junky

Coined from an unpublished manuscript from nanowrimo 2021, a psychic junky hops from fortune teller to fortune teller, psychic to psychic, astrologer to astrologer, medium to medium, and tarot reader to tarot reader or returning repeatedly to the same “fortune-teller” in search of confirmation biases or to deal with unresolved grief often blowing all their money on these “fortune tellers”while neglecting their very real responsibilities like electric bills and rent or mortgage. They very rarely take responsibility for their lives and turn over control to the whims of others.

Karen saw that psychic like 100 times this past year and still owes back rent. She’s a psychic junky.

by M.Valenteine January 29, 2024

Psycho psychic

people think they're really psychic and there really kind of crazy so I call him psycho psychics. They want to be special and they want to run your life there psycho psychics.

talked to that girl/guy again that psycho psychic and she's predicting my future damn psycho psychics out there !

by Thornova April 14, 2020

Psychic STDs

The negative vibes, impressions, or feelings people can impose on you. They are usually bad and hard to get rid of. There is no known reason on why some people are more sensitive to receiving them.

Jimmy-Hey Ronnie! I feel like shit. I ran into my ex-girlfriend at the train.

Ronnie-How is she doing?

Jinmy - Terrible. She was sad about life. Dropped a ton of psychic STDs on me.

by Jimyee97 February 02, 2019

Oscar Nunez and the psychic

Oscar Nunez and the psychic is a two man band known for their funky and silly songs.

Song examples, two trees having sex with a truck, Asian planet providers, and you are my food

Have you heard of Oscar Nunez and the psychic?

by 👣👅 July 12, 2023

Psychic thick fuck

A psychic -thick-fuck is someone just like myself who does nothing when something that could be predicted but wasn't.....e.g. I saw a cup teetering on the edge of the table and didn't do owt except watch it fall!

See above....I Lynne's glass was going to fall but I let it anyway but. That's my psychic thick fuck

by Chizzers April 30, 2022

psychic liar

A person who pretends to be a real psychic in a fair or show, gets caught lying and looking very stupid

This psychic show features a psychic liar
Are you psychic? No! Psychic liar!

by Billiam Beaver July 07, 2016