A fork of Rural Dictionary
The dance move a man does after sexual intercourse while they pee all over the bathroom.
I earthquake tripod all the time after i screw my wife. I just make sure to blame my son before she knows.
The act of trying to regain consiousnees while finally getting your penis to re communicate with your brain after giving your wife the dick for a long period of time.
I had a huge earthquake tripod and pissed all over your bathroom floor after I hit that fat chick yesterday.
These are cyborg and all-terrain 3-legged transport vehicles that transport Martian aliens from point A to B. There are two known types of these tripods:
1. Harvesting Tripod Unit
2. Warfighting Tripod Unit
The Alien Martian Tripods were here long ago, and they are here to take over the planet by eliminating threats and performing terraforming of the planet.
When a girl with an exceptional rear end is standing up and you get down below her pail to shove your face in the crack.
Judy was shaking her booty so I got down on one knee for a watermelon tripod.
Someone whose dick is so vast that it is considered to be an extra leg. Hence him looking like a tripod.
“Hey there’s the tripod, Blake.”
“Hows it going Tripod?”
A man with an exceptionally large dick
“Hey Sally, did you see that guy over there?!”
“Yeah his zipper was screaming. The mans a tripod.”