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Earthquake Tripod

The dance move a man does after sexual intercourse while they pee all over the bathroom.

I earthquake tripod all the time after i screw my wife. I just make sure to blame my son before she knows.

by Johnnyrivers July 26, 2017

Earthquake Tripod

The act of trying to regain consiousnees while finally getting your penis to re communicate with your brain after giving your wife the dick for a long period of time.

I had a huge earthquake tripod and pissed all over your bathroom floor after I hit that fat chick yesterday.

by Johnnyrivers July 26, 2017

Alien Martian Tripods

These are cyborg and all-terrain 3-legged transport vehicles that transport Martian aliens from point A to B. There are two known types of these tripods:

1. Harvesting Tripod Unit
2. Warfighting Tripod Unit

The Alien Martian Tripods were here long ago, and they are here to take over the planet by eliminating threats and performing terraforming of the planet.

by billybobjoendus April 02, 2022

watermelon tripod

When a girl with an exceptional rear end is standing up and you get down below her pail to shove your face in the crack.

Judy was shaking her booty so I got down on one knee for a watermelon tripod.

by Phoodawg July 04, 2022

Tripoding

Having sex whilst standing up

Hehe yeah she’s crazy, we spent 40 minutes tripoding last night

by Twurzy July 07, 2018

Tripod

Someone whose dick is so vast that it is considered to be an extra leg. Hence him looking like a tripod.

Hey there’s the tripod, Blake.”
“Hows it going Tripod?”

by FloydDaPrince November 02, 2023

Tripod

A man with an exceptionally large dick

“Hey Sally, did you see that guy over there?!”
“Yeah his zipper was screaming. The mans a tripod.”

by peachpussy June 07, 2019