A fork of Rural Dictionary
A funny name to call somebody when they piss you off.
Person 1 Yo I Fucked your mom last night
Person 2 Shut the fuck up you cock Doughnut
(n.) the exterior portion of one's anus; the rectum; an asshole.
Ned: Good God, the toilet paper in the staff restroom is coarse--like 5-grit sandpaper!
Phil: Tell me about it. I have calluses on my leather doughnut!
A slang term for churro, the deliciously sweet and fatty foot long twisted stick of deep fried dough rolled in cinnamon and sugar. Usually sold at amusement parks and the like for some asinine price like $5 each.
Hey Pancho, dos wetback doughnuts porfavor.
The act of giving oral sex until the partner would jizz on the doughnut simulating a Glazed doughnut and he or she will eat it while listening to The Back Street Boys.
Yesterday i had a Creamy Doughnut It was soooooooo good.
Facial hair that circles the mouth and goes down to the chin. It is used to pleasure a male during oral sex. Also known as a goatee.
Jerry has the sexiest coconut doughnut and knows to use it.
When a male places a large round doughnut around his penis and proceeds to then have anal intercourse with a woman. When about to ejaculate, the male will pull out and "glaze" the donut with his semen. Finally, the female will eat the glazed donut.
Guy 1: "My girl was hungry last night"
Guy 2: "you didn't...."
Guy 1: "you're damn straight I took her for a doughnut run"