A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term said by drag queen, Adore Delano, on the 6th season a Rupaul's Drag Race. It means a body with a wide mid-section, and in the case of Drag Race, a mid-section that is not cinched. The first time it's used on the show is when Adore defends herself after a judge, Michelle Visage, critiqued her for not wearing a garment to cinch her waist.
Michelle Visage: Why is your waist not cinched?
Adore Delano: I just want to show my hog body.
noun: A fucked up situation that is illogical. Often used to describe what kind of outcome might result from an ill-advised decision. This term is a Deep South synonym for cluster fuck.
Guy1: Hey man why don't we head on down to the swamp and do some ketamine?
Guy2: That sounds like a hog mount waiting to happen. I think I will pass.
Derogatory term for vagina.
She got it right in her hog taker.
A gym hog is someone in the gym who obstructs others by occupying equipment for a ridiculous length of time.
Whether it be someone who:
1) Decides to have a "nice chat" with someone when they should be exercising.
2) Crowds around the equipment with a small group of friends.
3) "Claims" equipment with a towel or water bottle before disappearing for 10-20 minutes.
3) Decides long rests between their 10 sets is a fantastic idea.
These people's territorial nature seem destined to do nothing but waste your fucking time.
"We've been here for 45 minutes and that gym hog is STILL on the lat pulldown".
"I don't care that we've just done biceps the preacher curl is finally free and we're doing that shit right now".
"The rack's free! GO GO GO!".