A fork of Rural Dictionary
Colorful term for little pebble turds; sounds like dropping a handful of marbles in the toilet. see also- dumpy lumpkins
lumpy dumpkins are not just for breakfast anymore.
A lumpy lunch is when you wake up late from sleeping with a fine woman and you find poo on your bed. The bitch has pooed on your bed and now you gotta clean it up. It was one lumpy lunch.
I slept with Monique lastnight and she left with me with a lumpy lunch.
Aha, so we meet at last! Prepare to die!
You Lumpy Puppy - get back to Verkhoyansk!
Basically what would happen if Kirby had sex with Ditto.
Child 1: You catch the latest adventure time?
Child 2: Yeah! lumpy space princess was hilarious!
The phrase the Marauders replaced, “Lilly Evans,” with in James Potter’s vocabulary using the spell, “Mutatio Verbi,” in the Harry Potter fanfiction, All The Young Dudes by mskingbean89
Luckily there aren’t many elephants in Scotland so there is a low chance that I will run into any lumpy elephant dung.
Do farts have lumps? I have a funny feeling going down my leg. What's a lumpy fart? -Joe Biden