A fork of Rural Dictionary
a scenester is a person who thinks they are indie but are obviously not. Sometimes they are chavs which think they are indie once they have started college. They often admire indie kids and try to be like them but cannot ever be an indie kid. Also, scenesters are chavs which are labelled as emo but try to be mainstream by liking bright colours instead of black. Scensters are disgusting kids who are sometimes trend hoppers by calling themselves indie kids and going to gigs and then the next day are listening to local crap radio and raving on about how dance music is fantastic. they never stick to who they say they are and disagree with labels. They try to say that they are just themselves and do not fit into a stereotype.
Scenesters can be boys and girls. Typically scenesters:
wear converse, vans etc and copy the latest trends.
wear bright coloured clothes.
insist they do not have a label and are just themselves.
steal attributes from indie kids
try to label themselves indie when they aren't
often act very childish
think they are gods gift to the world and everyone loves them
jump between social groups
slag off chavs but they adopt chavvy characteristics (such asa drinking on street corners
use phrases such as the sex and kthnxbi
uses internet talk such as <3
in conclusion, scenesters are copy cat trend jumpers who try to not fit a stereotype. they should all be shot. cough cough my sister
Scenester is another term like emo used against particular teens for their taste in clothes and music. People have decided that scenesters are arrogant and think they're cooler than everyone else, why they think this? Who knows, probably jealously. Either way it's just another perfectly exceptable taste thats ridiculed and disrespected...great.
Boy 1: Urgh look at that scenester he's wearing tight trousers
Boy 2: And...? What?
Boy 1: I don't know, i just think it's urgh
Boy 2: Oh well, you've shown me
Boy 1: Yeah i know, i'm a stereotypical idiot
Boy 2: Yeah cause you're a disrespectful loser
A word that refers to a scene kid. Scenesters are probably the most arrogantly obnoxious creatures to have ever walked the earth. They Act as though they are the best thing since sliced bread. And have aquired a taste for Dinosaurs, Robots, Gir, and Hello kitty oh and dont forget elmo. When really, if given a lesson on the jurassic, they'll all go bangbang, and start yelling obnoxiously about how great they are on account of there miniscule attention span. They try to be individual, but really....Theres a whole fuck load just like them.
"Ugh Them scenester? She kept rambling on about how great her dinosaur shirt matched with her hello kitty back pack."
A scenester is someone that decides to dress according to what they think is original, but is only what a genre of music, mainly techno and punk rock, put out as the norm.
How to tell a scenester if you ever are in doubt:
-Must have a fully edited myspace, often with hearts or music backgrounds.
-Mentions robots, indie bands, techno bands, any other band name that they listen to no matter how obscure, and expect you to know what they are on about.
-Proclaims to the world when they get drunk because they think it makes themselves appear cooler.
-Very condescending towards others.
-Takes photos of self in mirror, in sunnies, in bikinis, from above, of boobs, of self doing things that are illegal.
-Uses pointless slang words like chu, fk, cnt, yu, r, wht, shu, hru, srs.
-Always talks themselves up, saying they get hit on all the time.
-Uses a computer program to edit photos to add hearts and other useless shit to them.
-Desperately wants the world to give them attention, whilst still remaining hated by everyone.
Man 1: Shit, is that Liz.V i see over there in the distance?
Man 2: Doesnt look like it, just some scenester poser with no life taking photos of herself.
Man 1: Yeah thats what i meant.
someone who tries to be emo but, however, they can't pull it off.
Hillary (Ashlee Simpson) is such a fake. She looks like such a scenester.
*used to have short choppy hair
*now have long curled hair with bangs that are super
short, straight accross their forehead
*tapered pants
*hard core
*layered tops
*rite aide shoes
*made 'leggings' the "in" style
*made 'oversixed' sun glasses the "in" style
*all rave about myspace
*don't like being called "scene"
{me} oh my gosh! catherine tan you scenester!
{her} dang it! i hate scenesters!
{me} you don't even know who they are!
{her} . . .
Valley Girl sluts that usually reach their full potential in high school but start whoring in about the eigth grade.
"I don't even want to go to college, I'm going to party every night and go home with a different guy every night, so i'll never have have a house. I'm dying my hair black and getting it in a razor cut next weekend. I like have a boyfriend but I'm totally bi. I'm the biggest scenester at this school."