Country Dictionary

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Dick Tide

When working in retail , The large amount of customers entering the store right before closing

Uh oh , Its 5:30 here comes the dick tide

by Tahssa113 November 16, 2018

Niz Tide

The expansion of Niziolek's empire to increase his influence ring and ideals of biodiversity.

(After Niziolek runs for mayor)

-Leader: The Niz Tide is coming. Gather the troops!

-Captain: We'll never stand the test of time! We're not genetically diverse!

-Leader: Then we must join this crazed, sustainable system.

-Niziolek: The Niz Tide never fails

by Victim of the Niz Tide April 08, 2013

Rimil-tide

A rimile-tide is where a guy sits on a girls tits and jumps up and down on them to make the girls tits to move in and out like the tides.

Rodeny-Did you hear aiden rimil-tided samantha
Jim bo-Yoo no way

by Middleinnie October 26, 2020

Tide line

The lines of congealed juices left on the insertion member from the amount of inserts

I was left with some serious tide lines from being with your mother!

by MrPabloE May 18, 2019

Tide Talking

When a child is crying uncontrollably and you attempt to talk like an auctioneer to a third person within the painfully short, quiet, rhythmic, predictable breath(or reloading) periods of the aforementioned child's bawling.

Dean would not stop crying, so we tried tide talking for 5 minutes straight to spite him.

by Ace B February 15, 2011

strange tidings

Life changing news or information that can instantly make sense of or align your random past experiences to reveal your new direction

She unknowingly became the bearer of strange tidings when she uttered those words to me.

by Thundrstruck October 18, 2017

Tide Pods

Something that due to a meme became us very stupid challenge that a lot of kids are eating as of the year 2018

Sorry kids if you eat Tide Pods you're not going to enjoy it it's actually going to be ending up you in the hospital getting your stomach pumped if you honestly wanted to kill yourself just do the classic cut yourself with a knife or start a fire and jump in it

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 February 25, 2018