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Captain's Wafers is an American brand of crackers that is made by Lance Inc. They are light buttery crackers typically served with soups and salads. They are mentioned specifically in the song "Camel Walk" by Southern Culture on the Skids. Its' most notable claim to fame is winning the North Dakota "Best Cracker in Show" contest for 14 consecutive years
Captain's Wafers' most notable claim to fame is winning the North Dakota "Best Cracker in Show" contest for 14 consecutive years
An American brand of crackers that is made by Lance Inc. They are light buttery crackers typically served with soups and salads. They are mentioned specifically in the song "Camel Walk" by Southern Culture on the Skids. Captain's Wafers' most notable claim to fame is winning the North Dakota "Best Cracker in Show" contest for 14 consecutive years
Captain's Wafers are the best cracker brand.
an American brand of crackers that is made by Lance Inc.
According to David Beard, the director of training at Lance, Inc., the name of the Captain's Wafers came from the idea that "on a ship, the captains always had the best of everything when it came to meals.
A creative synonym for the highly toxic material, asbestos, typically found in post ww2 buildings, e.g, popcorn ceilings pre 1977
Don’t eat the forbidden wafer, it will give you malignant mesothelioma.
wafer fab (adjective) 1. The kind of fabulousness exhibited only by the dangerously skinny 2. The quality of having been fabricated like an exemplary wafer see also: heroin chic
"All the contestants in this season of America's Next Top Model are wafer fab!"