A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Someone who masturbates
Also used to describe An idiot on the road
A wanker is when Liverpool fans get cunt punted into their moms vagina
This Liverpool fan is a wanker and deserves to get cunt punted into their moms vagina
The type of person to make plans with you and your friends but instead of meeting up at the arranged time they will happen to chance open someone in a different fucking then you and proceed to spend around an hour with them making you wait for two hours due to their incompetence and faggotry. They will then make you late to see another friend in a sports match and you only watch them lose.
"Did you hear about what Stephen did the other day"
"Yeah he left his friends for some others people"
"What a fucking wanker with a squarehead"
A PERSON WHO KNOWS YOU HAVING A SHITTY DAY DELIBERITLY TRIES TO RUIN IT
ME:I am having the worst day.
Person:Who gives a shit.
Me:You fucking wanker
Someone who acts like a idiot like someone who's drunk
1.when he's drunk he looks like a complete wanker
2.you look like a wanker when you dance
3. Stop acting like a wanker
political bullshit in the workplace..... cowardliness in challenging anyone or thing with power or influence !!
''you can say that at work . we know its corporate wankerism but you'll get into trouble if you speak your mind like that''