Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Banana wrangler

A person in charge of penises that are human or animal

Hey Joey why is Alex touching those horses penises.
Alex's job is to be the banana wrangler.

by Billabongru March 05, 2015

Chode Wrangler

A person, usually homosexual, who attempt to succ as many chodes as possible.

"Jacob is such a Chode Wrangler his butthole is an inch wide" cock farmer

by Meme Master Palpatine January 16, 2016

Chode Wrangler

A person or collective that enjoys the grouping of small stubby penises.

You heard about that new girl apparently she’s a chode wrangler

by Crustinisation November 10, 2017

Whale Wrangler

A man that likes to date fat woman.

My friend Jason is a Whale Wrangler

by The one and only King J August 23, 2008

Turd Wrangler

A person who unclogs toilets and sewer lines.

We had to call the Turd Wrangler when the toilet clogged.

by Whoopdedo January 07, 2007

Rusty Wrangler

The act of ripping a well used tampon from the vagina of a menstruating woman by the string and swinging as a lasso while riding her during anal intercourse.

James: Dude, my chick is pissed.
Shane : Why is that?
James: She's on her rag and was letting me have some anal. I thought I'd try a RUSTY WRANGLER and I ruined her sheets.

by AnneHannity April 23, 2009

Cock Wrangler

One who wrestles male genitalia for recreational purposes.

John went downtown today with the bros and they got naked and wrangled each others cocks, no homo. He was the cock wrangler for the afternoon.

by ShortyJ8911 December 02, 2010