A fork of Rural Dictionary
the most gay invention in the whole world! cigarettes make u smell bad and make ur teeth and tonge yellow. once u quit u become fat and ugly. they give u cancer and make u die faster. whoever starts smoking is a fucking idiot!
kid 1: Want a some cigarettes? kid 2: I'm straight. They make you smell bad and give you cancer. kid 1: You're a loser. kid 2 puches kid 1 in the face then runs away, kid 1 chases kid 2 but cant catch up because smoking has ruined his loungs.
Cigarette smokers create ugly, stinking mess everywhere they go. Smoking invariably causes bad breath in smokers. Most of the adult smokers can’t quit it because it’s extremely addictive, and they are helpless pussies.
I wld never want to kiss a smoker chick with bad breath. cigarette smoking is just the most stupid way of harming yourself and others around you. cigarettes are antisocial.
1. Cancer Stick 2. Handheld Death Trap 3. a bad/expensive habit
"Get That (Cigarette)Cancer Stick out My Face"
Me: If I were president, i would force every smoker to use a stop-smoking aid, then put a ban on cigarettes
Tobacco wrapped into a stick. Contains 43-ish carcinogens, including tar and nicotine.
Crazy bum: "If America was the best country in the world they would ban cigarettes!!" *walks down street* "IF AMERICA WAS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD THEY WOULD BAN CIGARETTE SALES!!"