A fork of Rural Dictionary
Usually an awkward way of doing things, or a way of being socially awkward in a group.
I'm just an average man, living the alpaca lifestyle.
When a dirty slut blows a guy’s dick and holds the cum in her mouth and spits it back at his face
Hey dude you hear about his tinder date? He must’ve pissed her off because she did alpaca him
Another term for camel toe or a outline of a vagina
In very tight pants
Wow she has great alpaca hooves
When you cum in your hand and put your semen in your mouth. Then proceed to spit it all over her face.
I gave Karen her first nasty alpaca ever, now she's hooked.