Country Dictionary

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asshole

The opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste is eliminated from the body. The asshole is closely related to the sphincter which is a ringlike muscle that normally maintains constriction of the asshole or other orifice and relaxes as required to push your shitstool out of your body.

May the fleas of a thousand camels invade your asshole, good sir.

by poop­ July 21, 2006

Assholeism

Being an asshole all the time.

He practiced assholeism.

by The Don Killuminati December 05, 2004

asshole

Someone who is being a total jerk , son of a bitch , or just wants to fuck around with your head.

( Literally means hole in the ass if you didnt know. ) Or imbecil as its the translation in spanish.

What the hell you fucking asshole? U just ranover my foot.

by jonnie walke November 30, 2005

asshole

What you are currently sitting on.

Man! my asshole is itchy.

by RC February 26, 2005

Asshole

1. A person who you feel needs to have the fuck beaten out of him
2. This dipshit I know named Albert

If Albert doesn't stop being an asshole, I'm going to beat the living hell out of his ass.

by RayX April 09, 2005

assholes

the people who post the really disgusting sex postions on urban dictionary

those assholes keep referring to pussy as being the most beautiful thing in the world

by Holly Matronic May 14, 2007

asshole

Kanye West

Kanye is an asshole

by happyimnotkanye September 14, 2009