Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

man-choch

someone who loves relationships more than sex and/or does not uphold bro's before ho's

"Where are sean and ballard tonight?"
"They're man-choch's and doing the no pants dance with their girlfriends."

by James Winbury Cooper July 22, 2005

blonde choch from ohio

His name is Logan Paul
He’s blonde
He’s from Ohio
He’s a #Vlogdude
He’s he’s a choch

I’m a blonde choch from Ohio I’m Logan Paul and I’m a #Vlogdude”

by BeAMaverickLogangsters September 23, 2017

Ra-Cha-Choch-ester

derogatory term for the city of Rochester, NY.

Man, I hate all this damn snow in Ra-Cha-Choch-ester.

by Rachel January 29, 2005

Choch JÖNTER

a pussy you make fun of or someone who often gets ridiculed.

vu man chu - a choch jonter king

that girl is a Choch JÖNTER.

those guys over there are nothing but Choch JÖNTER.

by eddyomama February 13, 2007

choch willy

The conventional "wet willy" but.. instead if using spit... the finger is inserted into a wet vagina before going in the ear of the victim.

Holy shit man... I didn't do the dishes and my wife gave me a choch willy!

by thamightywhitey! March 12, 2019

choch poch

1. verb The simultaneous combination of a 'donkey punch' & 'cooter kick.'
(both may be looked up in this dictionary)

2. The 'choch poch' may be used verbally as an arguement ender. (more common use)

Taken literally, this could be a very unsatisfactory for the women involved to say the least.

*The two uses of the 'choch poch' may be compared to the word fuck- It may be taken literally or as an expression of speech. Though as an expression of speech it can still be offensive, the literal meaning is not normally implied.

A- I called shotgun first!
B- Bullshit, I'm sitting in the front seat.
A- Dude, I'm gonna choch poch you.
B- Damnit! (person B gives up front seat)

C- Who gets the last beer?
D- Choch Poch!
C- Fuck.

by Jimmey February 23, 2007

choch police

An amazing task force that defends this great land of the choch's that are invested everywhere

Those choch's are attacking, I look there's the choch police we're saved.

by Dibo BAGGINS January 09, 2014