A fork of Rural Dictionary
She hit my dick with her "clipper knocker" and it felt gooood!
A fast paced up style of play reminiscent of the show time Lakers of the 80's. Led by Chris Paul and Blake Griffin, this dynamic team is set to be remembered for ages. Laker fans should be afraid. Very afraid. Especially any Laker fan going by the name of "Black Mamba" or "Kris" as this is associated with a person long since past their prime. Much like that loser ball hog Kobe. Clipper basketball should only be enjoyed by people that like watching exciting players. People who root for crappy teams just because they once had Shaq, need not apply. Clipper basketball fans don't root for laundry. Their time is now!!!!!
Wow, what a game! Did you see that dunk by Blake?
No I was just watching Kobe flop on the ground for 40 minutes.
Oh, then you weren't watching Clipper basketball like me!
A woman who hates men. Typically has short hair, or is in a lesbian relationship.
"That dick-clipper told me I couldn't fish here."
Someone who clips the edges off of coins.
Tsar: They're clipping the coins again? Kick them out!
Innocent Civilian: The Tsar has been killed! Fucking Coin Clippers......
A classic alt account name for someone who got banned
Yo where’s booty clipper?
Nah bruh I got my death sentence reduced.
When you have sex in a hot tub during the winter, a guy jumps out, cums in the snow and then makes a snow cone with the cum-snow.
It was so hot the other night, Derek made an Alberta Clipper after we fucked in my parents hot tub.