Country Dictionary

A burnett who has often blonde moments

Girl 1: did she just ask what tuna is?
Girl 2: Yeah she is such a blonde, but wait she has brown hair
Girl 1: yeah shes a coconut
Girl 2: oh yeah haha

A derogatory term used in Australasia for people from the Polynesian islands. Particularly Tonga and Samoa.

Hes a coconut, hes from Tonga

The act of hitting someone ontop of their head, then saying Coconut out loud. Must be done when the is not expecting it or is just being an asshole

Jimmy just gave tommy a damn good coconut for spitting in his milk

An action of using your palm to hit someone's head.

That guy looks like a bird, let's go and coconut him.

Another name for boobs...

Alex has a nice set of coconuts...
yeah they are bigger than Jenna's Twins...
i wish i had a pair

another word used in place of bong, or bowl. Something you smoke weed out of.

Put the lime weed in the coconut & smoke it all up

An idiot.

A 'coconut' is actually a nut with hard brownish and fuzzy outer casing with a thin layer of edible sweet flesh and often filled with sweet juices.

COCONUT = HOLLOW-ON-THE-INSIDE = AN IDIOT

He is such a coconut.