A fork of Rural Dictionary
The holy grail of Wisconsin snacks, fresh cheese curds that squeak when you bite them. If it doesn’t squeak, it’s not legit.
Man, these squeaky curds are straight-up divine! Nothing says Wisconsin like a bag of these babies.
can be used as an offensive insult, just think about it... fanny curd.
"you're such a fanny curd!" "Christ you've got alot of fanny curds"
The most stupidest thing alive.
BRUH THAT GUY IS A CHEESE CURD.
Smelly yellow foot fungus that appears only in summer
Someone who is a fan of the artist known as CrissCrossCannibal or The Cross System.
"Hello my little cheese curds!
You jack someone off with some bread till they get hard, then you do a dental dam of fondue, a cheese dental dam, that then forms and dries around the cock as the blow job goes on. You then take the cheese that formed with the jizz around the mans cock and feed it back to him. He eats the cheese jizzumed cum mold once it's over.
"Bro, last night I have my boyfriend a curd burger blow job... and I'm still having cheese cum burps, so is he."