Country Dictionary

A journey taken with friends more for the company than the eventual destination.

1: Hey you wanna walk to 7-11?

2: Dude, it's like 2 miles away - let's just drive.

1: Naw, man, it'll a derf run, we can talk about stuff.

A group of guys, in a circle, executing handstands while simultaneously masturbating. The target is typically a female participant.

"Hey man why is everyone still asleep?"

"We're recovering from last night's circle derf."

"Woa, who was the victim?"

"Your mom."

Someone who ruins your whole weekend just by stopping by

We were just hanging out after the party having some beers and listening to music, and then some derf ass turkey stopped by. After that, everybody just wanted to go to bed.

It is discribed as "Fucking the fucked"; To have sexual intercourse with a fucked up person. May sound unusual in a way to make people just say: "Was that a threaten?" or Having no idea of what has been said..

DUDE!? I totally saw you and ashley herfing the derf with each other.

Parents: Did you do anything dirty in tha room?
Me: No? I was just Herfing The Derf
Parents: Oh Okay good?

Gettind owned, hazed, roasted, loosing in a humiliating way.

You just got derfed!

Someone who isn't very smart, and gives you the constant urge to want to hit them in the face with a toy Nerf gun when you look at them or when they speak.

Ugh! Ray annoys me everytime I hear him talk! He's such a derf, I swear!

1. When someone accidentally calls you anderf when your name is Andrew and it sticks forever

2. A really fucking dumb and weird boy

1.yo derf

2. That kid is such a derf