A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of mixing feces, urine, and/or fart into your partners anus and then sucking all of it out with or without a straw.
I can't wait to do the fard and pee soup tonight!
when u take big giant shit in pant and it doodoo fard
Uh oh, I think I just had a doodoo fard...
a very terrifying insult to assert dominance
person one :i am going to fard in your cheeseborgir person two: *starts crying*
When your teacher has just farted in class and covered it up by saying it's a semi-non-aquatic fart, not true, or when your little sister or brother tries to blame a fart on someone but nobody came to blame it on so they say it's an fard, then it could be them farting over cringy a#s lankybox and content because the video contains farts, but nobody likes farts so they say it's an fard.
Joe: Victory royale on fortnite baby! Mom: Who farted? Joe: Nooo, no ,no , no, my mom must not find out that I farted! Mom: Come to the living room, I want answers! Joe: I farded, Not a fart! Mon: Ok? Joe?