A fork of Rural Dictionary
The type of douchebag that thinks he's high class and mis-uses large words such as platitudinous and subtly attracts people's attention so people don't forget that his tragic existence is present in a modern society.
Take a look at that mouth fedora talking about his high school debate career.
Any person/character that wears a fedora and is considered both bitchy and assy
prime examples are Chuuya Nakahara and Laito Sakamaki
" Damn there goes that ginger Bitch Ass Fedora again stuffing Quarter Pounders god damn everywhere"
A Golden Fedora on Roblox which was originally given out in December 2007 for hitting 1337 Profile Views.
It is a Limited Item currently. It has a Series as well, with colours like Red, Purple and the controversial White.
The Short Name is STF.
I want to trade a Sparkle Time Fedora for your Red Balloon.
The old-school fifties gangster version of ass hat
And the non-mexican version of rectal sombrero
Can be used as a comeback and/or insult
See also ass hat, and rectal sombrero, also created by Lauren.
Lauren: WOW Julia you stupid
Julia: BUM BUM FEDORA!! oooo take that.
When a girl passes out, usually from drinking too much, then one or more males busts in said girl's hair, creating a pool of what resembles a fedora.
Guy 1: "What's that on Emily's head?"
Guy 2: "We all pitched in and got her a Bill Cosby Fedora."
Guy 1: "Thats Emily, always drinking too much and wearing Bill Cosby Fedoras."
The sociological rule that one person wearing a fedora in a larger group may be stylistically unique, but two or more people wearing a fedora in a larger group renders every person in that group a douchebag.
Check it out - another fedora. What a douchebag.
No, wait - if it was just that one dude it might be cool, but two of his bros are wearing them too. According to the Fedora Douchebag Threshold Theorem, all five of them are douchebags.
someone who has an extreme usage of fedoras, such as Patrick Stump, the lead vocalist, guitarist, pianist and composer of the alternative rock/pop punk/pop rock band Fall Out Boy
Person at concert: "OMG Patrick is such a fedora slut. He wears one all the time."