Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

fick myster

a full out flamer who licks dicks just for the hell of it.

A fick myster is someone who jacks off to make himself cum, and then eats it through a straw.

woah, Mike Wagner is such a fick myster !

by Anti-Fick Myster September 05, 2011

ficked

someone who likes to suck dick but dosent like his to be sucked because he is a virgin and wants to be lonely for ever

Ed Small is ficked

by Arran Storie August 06, 2020

fick deine mutter

the german translation for “fuck your mother

*raises right hand at a very specific angle in Germany
german guy: “fick deine mutter”
(please don’t try this)

by fickdeinemutter January 29, 2024

dickle fick

a guy named charlie who has a dick who can play the fiddle

Damn Charlie you have a nice dickle fick

by Queen Quief June 12, 2017

Hunter Fick

Hunter Fick is always edging in class and has a big crush on Laura, he is always being kicked out of art class and is super gay and sucls bbc.

Austin: Bruh yu are such a hunter fick
Dale: *sheds a tear of sadness*

by Benjamin Dover Sir March 20, 2024

fick boi

beefy fat or thick person

fick boiiiiii

by lachybbb November 20, 2023

Fick Fobbler

When something is unreal or not supposed to be like that.

WHAT THE FICK FOBBLER! Alex is a FAKE!

by RushingLights May 18, 2015