A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a guy fiddles with your boobs like it's a radio.
Joyce: Ok, you want the whole truth? We kissed, there was a little tongue, and maybe a few seconds of over the sweater good morning tokyo.
When you take a shit in the morning while eating breakfast and drinking a coffe
Tom you’ve been in the bathroom for a while
Mom I’m doing a good morning god bless
At an all male sleepover, whoever falls asleep first gets jerked off and then smacked in the face with the offending splooge covered hand... slapper must shout, "Good Morning America!" upon delivery of slap.
Bobby called his mom crying to pick him up from the sleepover after Johnny gave him the Good Morning America.
Left wing socialist propaganda news outlet that is hell bent on destroying anything remotely close to traditional American values while supporting weak crybaby political ideas.
“Hey man did you see what ‘Good Morning Bad news’ just posted?” “No, I just watched ‘Now this’ and I’m brain-dead enough already.
A comedy duo made up of Rhett McLaughlin and Charles "Link" Neal. They post videos from Monday-Friday. The videos are usually about silly or weird things.(Like, "Will it Donut?")
Both men have wives and children I unfortunetly do not know the names of.
Person 1: Hey! Who are you watching?
Person 2: Oh, you know, just some Good Mythical Morning.
A show sponsored by 2 hilarious, hysterical people. Rhett, and Link. Talk about random stuff like Tacos Vs. Burritos and other good stuff.
Link: Look how neat this burrito is! It doesn't even fall out in an earthqu- *half the burrito falls...*
Rhett: Stares.
People watching: Dying of laughter.. HAHHAHAHAHAHA! Good mythical morning is so cool!