A fork of Rural Dictionary
derogative/slang term for someone from Scotland.
"I might be a Jock, but your an english ****"
A person that uses every fucking muscle in their body except for the one that counts most.
An overbearing asshole/closet fag-----that gets all tough and brutish when someone samller and weaker than them happens to walk by.Pretty much a pussy at heart.
Also known to travel in packs and fuck the living daylights out of cheerleaders and other assorted cum-sluts in high school.
Usually get jobs as a school janitor, police officer/security guard,Gym teacher/ Fitness Instructor, neighborhood mechanic, bodyguard, bouncer, professional asshat, or my favorite the grocery store paper or plastc guy.
Jock : (Runs Up Slams Small Dude Into A Locker) Gimmie Your lunch money before I give you a swirly.
Small Dude: (Uses Jedi Mind Trick) You Dont Want To Take My Lunch Money Today. You dont want to give me a swirly today.
Jock: (Feeble Mind In A Fog)Wow, jeeze I'm sorry dude here have my lunch money and why do I have the strong urge to drink water out the school toilet welp might as well pay it a visit.
Small Dude: (Dusts Himself Off Walks Away Slowly Counting Money) Typical Jock
The reason i hate waking up everyday.
Fuck you jock stop thinking you can boss everyone around. Wow your good at a sport but your a total dumbass
Someone who is both hated and envied by his highschool peers. General term used to refer to a highschool athlete who is not a very kind person, and who usually doesn't take his sport seriously.
"Man, that jerk is just a stupid jock. But he sure does have a hot girlfriend."
A derogatory term for the Scots. Has origins in World War 2; the Scottish version of the English Tommy was a Jock. Usually either a term of light hearted banter or abusive insult, depending on the context.
All them fucking Jocks north of the border!